A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.
Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.
When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d
You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!
You are a fucking cow if your called this.
a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.
the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair
The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.