A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.
I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.
Damn, that whore mongerer has gone through a thousand women.
1) you.
2) someone who mongers boobies.
3) someone who frequents boobies.
chaps is a booby monger.
Soemone who sells jews illegaly on the internet or, secretly seduces jews into sex.
"That dirty Jew monger He makes $500 a jew, while i only get $100 for a dildo"
one who is frequently searching to get pussy.
wow my dad is such a Poon Monger
the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you
fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"
you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"