A fork of Rural Dictionary
A white person with the nigga card that can beat your ass tho.
noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl
A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.
Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!
The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination
Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed
Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
I just watched a movie with Miss Montgomery tonight!
The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash
How was your time in Montgomery
I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
Absolute weapon with a massive cock will pull any bird
Look at that donny he’s an absolute Montgomery Gorman
Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.
Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.