A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider
How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.
"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."
The providence twister is when you wrap your legs around a girl, twist your dick up, and cum. When you cum, it sprays out in a twister way. Of course its from rhode island
"Yo Johnny i used the providence twister on that slut Sally!"
"Dude. Thats my sister..."
"Dude i know, were brothers.."
What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly
For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.
The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.
He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.
I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider
Slang for those of the male species. Used as a derogatory term by females for men they only see as a piece of meat.
My main man was out of town, so I snuck off to see my other meat provider.
When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!