A fork of Rural Dictionary
a special dance created by the one n only sexy immy😉
do the shimmy immy
A type of salesperson at a dealership.
Erica
She is shimmy her way into other people's sales
Shimmy is a sweaty veiny muscular african man that is constantly sweaty and comes extremely close to you when it asks questions or checks what you are up to, a shimmy is friendly and religious. But often times it's sexuality is questionable.
Person 1: Hey, why is that guy so sweaty? it's like 5 degrees outside? And also why does he come so close to people?
Person 2: That type of person is called a shimmy.
Person 1: Haha! What a shimmy that guy is.
Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.
After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.
Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses¡¿.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).