A fork of Rural Dictionary
Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong
Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong
when you nuttsack is longer than your dick
my shlong sack is so hard
dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.
A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”
A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
Playing ping pong with your penis or erection
Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?