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Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.
1.) Because he can't even murder somebody
2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron
3.) He's actually an intellectual
Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.
Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere
Damn is that THE Tobias Isaac Hobson, I think I’m gonna cum
if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.
wow this guy is NICE . he has to be a TOBIAS HÖRNER
this is just to have a reason to call my freind weird
Tobias P
Tobias TV has a little dick and needs to feel superior to martijn
hot black male:'Tobias, do the thug shaker!'
Tobias TV: 'nuh uh my dick is too small for that shit'
A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk
I got molested by a tobias perkins