A fork of Rural Dictionary
The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"
Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"
A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.
Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!
Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.
Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.
Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!
A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.
Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.
Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.
I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.
A womans vaginal dingle berries
The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.
Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.
"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"
When someone from the LGBT community catfishes someone.
Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.
Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.
Frank: God damn it, Steve.
Steve: Sorry.