A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jordyn is a backstabbing bitch
Jordyn told everyone I’m pregnant.
Someone who gets zero bitches but is pretty asf
HEY JORDYN U GOT ANY BITCHES? NO IM STILL DISCOVERING AND TRYING TO FIGURE HOW TO TALK TO FEMALES
Jordyn will change your life. She is the best friend who will always be by your side and support you even when you’re acting a fool. She will help you experience new things and encourage you to be better. She can tend to be wild when she gets a hold of approximately 6 lemon life seltzer’s but you love her for it. I mean if not her then who would take the title of the drunkest person at the function? If you happen to be as lucky as i am and score a Jordyn in your life, don’t take that for granted, because not very many people would walk your bike down scary trails after hiking back up to get it so you don’t crash and die. They probably wouldn’t put up with your inability to get out of bed and show up anywhere on time (ANYWHERE). So consider yourself blessed if you have a Jordyn in your life because she’s a goodie.
Kate: dog goes woof
Jordyn: cow goes moo
A very annoying girl that stares at you ALL day at work (Literally ALL DAY) to the point that it gets weird and weirder.
We should pull a Jordyn to piss him off
A boy who is so fine and everyone loves. At first he seems stubborn and rude but once you get to know him he’s the best person to have as a friend. He’s also weird because he flirts with other girls while he has a gf… but she still loves him
Girl 1: do you know Jordyn?
Girl 2: yeah he’s super cute
Girl 1: I know right but he has a girlfriend
Also known as that one friend who is also secretly known as a furry