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Bernard

Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it

Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again

by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022

Bernard

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool

Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?

by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017

Bernard

The love of Pinky's life

He is my bernard

by pinky ri December 09, 2022

Bernard

bernard is a GOD

oh bernard? yea he’s a god

by manjit770 November 21, 2021

Bernard

Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot

Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

Jean Bernard

A typical name for a handsome, strong, and kind man. One protects those whom he holds dear until the edge of the Earth. A Jean-Bernard is gentle, but firm. Not the type of person you want to be enemies with.

My boss is such a Jean Bernard

by Artsetmeuse November 22, 2021