Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 08, 2017

Reverse Car-Wash

The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth

Sally gave me a reverse car-wash last night.

by CockBLock900 September 08, 2016

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 03, 2023

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 02, 2021

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw January 18, 2016

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 06, 2019