A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tumblr Directioners have so much swag it hurts.They run Tumblr & overwhelm people by flipping their hair.They blog the best photos of One Direction,you will ever find.They love Hughey,Wayne,Ian,Kyle and Barry & they love carrots & cats.
Person:"Tumblr Directioners have swag"
A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.
Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!! Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots. Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction? Person 1: about a week... Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
Elisa went the wrong way when going home, you could say she's directionally challenged
Fans who think they are directioners
Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix? Directioner: what the fuck
Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots. Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction? Person 1: about a week... Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
To be extremely crazy for men way out of your league . This word is nowhere close to being a wh*re infact ur extremely single and ur addicted to wattpad its is a common disease between female teenagers for some of them it gets worse and they are larries they happen to call 2 men their dads
“Bro i met a girl and now i am having nightmares about five men” “What” “She is a directioner” “I will pray for you”