A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses
Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?
The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead
Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish *in the way of the Spanish Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked
Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious. As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.
That woman was mocked up mate! She looked like Michael Jackson!
A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.
"What are those students laughing at" "They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus." "...Why exactly?" "I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
THE REAL FUCKING MOCKING THE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN MOCKING Fat brown Chad with 75'' vertical Micro Penis NFT Billionaire
"ayo its mocking" "are you the real mocking??"
I mean... What? Is it "NoT yOuR pRoBlEm"
Hym "I mean, you're the one mocking me. If it weighs on my conscience than why should it not on yours?