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Wesley Ng

A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.

Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng? Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng

by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.

I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.

dagta ng kuribitbet

A white substance from 'kuribitbet' or 'pandakaki puti' plant, a Philippine tropical shrub, which is used traditionally by young boys to make their penises fully ready to be circumcized. They put a small amount of the substance around their 'burat' or glans penis which will then get very itchy. Because of the itch, they will not feel any pain as they pull down the skin covering the 'glans penis'. As the skin is being pulled down, the penis will become 'sakat'.

1. Kung hindi ka pa sakat, lagyan mo ng 'dagta ng kuribitet' 'yang burat mo. (If your penis is not yet ready for circumcision, apply some 'dagta ng kuribitbet' onto your (glans penis) dick head.

by Aoikage September 03, 2021

NGS

NO GYAT SYNDROME

oh i suffer from NGS - said a girl with no gyat

by ngsgrils123 November 08, 2023

Kapal ng Mukha

Lit. Thick Faced, it’s an idiom used in Filipino to refer to a very arrogant person

“Mga gago naka perfect sa exam ako! lahat kayo tanga!”(Dumbasses i got a perfect score in the exam! All of you are stupid!) “Ang kapal ng mukha mo amputa!”(You’re so fucking arrogant!)

by Gabtron October 01, 2023

Reyden Ng Jian Yu

The best guy u will ever met that is studying in Woodgrove Primary School Currently in 2019.He has the Nice Eyebrow,the nicest Personality inside out and has a huuuugeeee dick

Damn that guy is and Reyden Ng Jian Yu

by Yep i’m bored October 31, 2019