A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weird fucking bozo whole likes to default dance watching among us rule 34 and drinking tit milk. Also has a fear of balloons.
Elffay: "I love Salem sm/p" Naval: "Ew that emo little shit?"
People named Salem are stubborn whores but they are always there for their friends. Even when their friends beg them to stop being there they refuse to leave because of their self-proclaimed sexy-stubbornness. (Jensen Ackles moment). They are usually addicted to one show and have one friend who is incessantly worried for their state of mind. They are obsessed with helping assholes who don’t deserve it. They hate themselves but their handful of buddies love them more than anything.
Who is that Dean Winchester clone who keeps trying to jump off a bridge and maintain sexy-stubbornness? Oh, that whore? We love them. That’s Salem.
A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person. By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful). Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me! John: You should Salem her.