A fork of Rural Dictionary
A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.
"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."
these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
speedys toes are so nice
Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits." Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
An old person that walks suprisingly fast for their age.
“Grandma is turning 85 this year but she moved like shes 20 what a speedy creeker”
A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1: MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD. Person 1: Who caused it? Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke. Example 2: Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid? Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.
When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"