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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a woman's vagina while eating her out, her pussy then becomes a mucas infested vagina - also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer August 25, 2006

Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

Pooter Cat

A cat without a permanent name. VERY annoying. Has a dirty infected butt hole that its owners never clean.

Pooter cat has several names: Keke, Punkin, Cheeto, Cat, Kitty, Stupid, P.C.

by Pooter Cats Room mate October 31, 2010

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

by DickBurns May 07, 2014

pouty pooter

is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them head.

when james woke up the next day he noticed red lips stick on his underwear from the pouty pooter the night before

by derrick lacy January 09, 2008

shooter pooter

someone with the instinctive physical reaction of farting every time they take a shot.

"What's that smell? Man, did Browsky do another shot, cause it stanks." "Hey bartender, give us 4 shots of Jager, and an extra shot of Glade for Browsky!"

by PCruz November 13, 2003

pooter cooter

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

by Gopher74 August 29, 2007