A fork of Rural Dictionary
Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
When your friend wants to loose all of his shit to a D2 camper because he is a greedy little bitch and doesnt wanna buy a RR
Hey hop on reserve? Ew bro I dont want to carry your shit again you always die to a D2 camper just fucking buy a red rebel already.
An outfit(s) outside of the normal same 5 shirts you generally wear because you haven’t done your laundry. Usually consisting of 5 different shirts and the same 2 pairs of jeans. Could also mean an outfit for an occasion such as “fuck me jeans” for a date.
Clay: “Damn, Jess. must be going through some shit. I saw her sporting her reserve outfit.”
What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina
That slut is just reserved bus parking
When you are in your deep hoe era, but you are secretive and classy about it.
"Josh, are you texting your sneaky link?" "No, but if I were, I wouldn't tell you. If I am gonna have high levels of whorosity, I gotta keep it on the low." "Wow, Josh. You have reserved whorosity!"
A neighborhood in Oviedo, where the houses all look alike and the people try and make their yard look the best on the block.
Yo, im heading over to Live Oak Reserve after school.