A fork of Rural Dictionary
A species of human-sized anthropomorphic dinosaurs that first appeared in Super Mario World (1990). Each of them have an extended tongue that is capable of eating enemies and turning them into eggs. They can be mounted on and become their companion, who is usually Mario. A running gag is that when a rider decides to jump at a platform far away, he/she will dismount his/her Yoshi to make a distance advantage, making the Yoshi fall into oblivion. The Yoshis also have been committing tax fraud since 2016 (which is a dead meme).
the love of my life. the boy that makes me happy. best japanese rapper and lyricist in the world. he's the best taurus, the best japanese, the best rapper, the best lyricist, the best boy, the BEST at everything. love him.
"Hey I heard MY TREASURE and the rapper was so good..."
"Ah, yes, is Yoshi!"
"OMG!? He's the best. Also loved his lyrics!!"
"He wrote it too!"
"Really!? OMG I love Yoshi! He's really the best! Is there anything he can't do!?"
A yoshi is a term to identify your girlfriend/boyfriend if you are older and turn 18 whilst she or he is still technically a minor. Used as a medium for difficulties talking about how wonderful she is and gives you the chance to tell everyone you ride her mercilessly without consequence. A male or "boyfriend" use of this word smithing would be a "Mario".. or if your man is a softy, a "Luigi".
"Dad, can I still have my Yoshi here or do I really have to pack up and rent a Ghost House with my other Boo's?"
"Of course, Mario. You can mushroom stamp your Yoshi under this roof as long as the Mushroom Kingdom allows beastiality... so, it's really up to you. It's your social life."
If your name is yoshi wtf dude. Buh u probobly a hella chill dude. Fine asl to. U either japanese or ur parents on sum. U play tennis or basketball.
Yoshi is fine asl
yoshi best bud: coolest buddy we go way back, she always vcs with me and we are so nice to everyone especially gay people and itzaly, we have a lot of fun flying and yeha
anderson: you know yoshi?
other person: yes
anderson: she is so hot and i have a big fat crush on her
A Japanese man who has an obliterated sphincter by his wife with a strap on dildo.
I saw Yoshi on the street crying because his asshole hurt from the night before