A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked
The Bernie Mac.
A seller of Apple devices, of all products Apple.
In the theme of a peddler of goods.
The layman's term for a 'Mac Purveyor'
"My mate Jamie, the General XL, is a complete Mac Peddler"
"Your no Mac Purveyor, your just a Mac Peddler"
Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.
This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!