A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say: "Because it's there" This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!? Person 2: Because I can. Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Meth.
John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds! Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family. John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby" bobby - "whats up homes" Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?" bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.