Country Dictionary

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Bake and Shake

A way to say "Smoke meth!".

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.

by boilsucker August 15, 2014

Butter Shakes

Butter Shakes happen when you’ve eaten too much butter and you experience a tingling sensation in your arms and legs.

I was at the movie theatre and I ate an entire Large bag of popcorn, stood up and the fuckin butter shakes hit me so hard ughh.

by BoscoStix December 06, 2021

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 14, 2011

DNA Shake

Another way to describe ejaculate. Most often used in reference to ejaculating into an individuals oral cavity.

“I just fed JOHNNY an epic DNA shake

Tawnya looks like she’s fiending for one of my DNA shakes tonight boys”

by JazzzzyJefff May 09, 2021

Seanymo shake down

Getting fucked so hard when she gets up her knees wobble so much she can barely walk A.K.A (the baby dear)

She thought she was the shit til Seanymo gave her the Seanymo shake down

by Seanymomo April 22, 2021