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Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?” “Yeah which one?” “That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)

Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08 Insta: rjcooldood90 Ryan Kurt Johnson socials

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me

I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me” Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose” Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂