A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who is always hilarious and sees the best in everyone. She has the unique ability to laugh at herself no matter what the circumstance is. She is also super pretty and mega hot, and has all the boys in her school just waiting to take her out on a date.
Boy #1: Isn't that girl over there just gorgeous? Boy #2: Oh my gosh yea, she has to be a Lilly Stone.
They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal. Or all one piece Polished And lubed with teflon.
The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.
That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling) John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside Jack: (wakes up) wait what Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no (Tent unzips) Dax: (falls into the tent) Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear Valentyn: чертовски!
(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick." "i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."