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TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 03, 2023

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

Dollar Tree Tony Stark

It is a term about Elon Musk, about how is trying to be Tony Stark but he is not smart, he just has daddy’s money

Person 1: Who’s Elon Musk?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Dollar Tree Tony Stark

by RaineWeather05 May 08, 2022

tony gillman

a name for a geometry teacher who hates all students. often times calls students "mindless peasants". most of the time teaches way too fast for any student to understand.

Omg, don't be a tony gillman!

by finmtaf April 13, 2016

The Tony Picinich

Eating chicken fingers and fries with Pepsi and maracheno cherries 12 times in 2 days.

Me: Tony what you ordering?
Tony: Chicken fingers and fries.
Me: tony you had that yesterday, twice
Tony: So
Me: ok, what about a drink
Tony: Pepsi and cherries
Me: Tony you've had this meal 7 times in 36 hours
Tony: so
Me. ok

If someone does this, they are The Tony Picinich of your life.

by Schnog January 04, 2019

Tony Square

One Of the coolest Mfs You can meet Period.

Every Time “Tony Square” is around some good Shit happens

by TonySqR December 04, 2021

Tony Capra Bath House

It banging place it so nice!

wow tony capra bath house is so lit. it banging place it so nice

by crappy40 March 20, 2018