A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
person 1: ay you know joe johnson?
person 2: joe johnson who?
person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao
person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed