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this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me
oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me
To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
When one fucks a girl their age, then proceeds to fuck her mother, only after the mother comes onto them.
“ bro, I saw Candace's mom at the bar so we had some drinks; she was totally coming onto me. Tonight imma generation jump.
Someone who jump resets all the times Minecraft pvp, making it annoying to kill them
He constantly jump resets, that Jump Rider doesn't take any knockback.
When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin
"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"
When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.
The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.
Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"