A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod
oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst
When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
person 1: ay you know joe johnson? person 2: joe johnson who? person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool. Carl Johnson is just cj
To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.