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venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.

Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.

Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.

by liggma February 19, 2024

idiopathic disease

A lawyer without ethics who gaslights client whom he/she manipulates for his/her sole financial gain

Mediation flip flops because of Idiopathic Disease

by Veronique Veronneau June 07, 2022

Morbius disease

A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.

Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.

Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”

by Morbian_317 June 09, 2022

rikku disease

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.

there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.

“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”

by Bear_Butt87 January 07, 2021

YouTuber’s disease

(NOUN) to destroy one's reputation of a YouTuber.

Unfortunately, like most Youtubers, he caught Youtuber’s disease

by Mr. Gupta August 08, 2023