A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rockstar disease is an illness of the soul and mind. Those most likely to develop it are celebrities or singers who are not as famous as the top stars. Rockstar disease seldom affects those with high status as these people know their influence, are confident in their skills, and acknowledge they would not have gone as far as they did if their fans hadn't believed in them. In contrast, lower-class stars do not, thus developing a superiority complex. They regard media, fans, family, and friends as mere human beings, while they believe they are God. Nobody likes celebrities with rockstar disease, and it never takes long for people to discover that their favourite person has changed into some monster. Rockstar disease always shows through. And it is dangerous—both to the celebrity and those that love them.
Example 1: Hey, I think Kevin has rockstar disease.
Example 2: So you've noticed?? Been telling you that for years. Fame changed him.
A disease that is deadly will kill you in less than 15 minutes. The cure is to put soap all over your face and on your tongue. This disease is very serious so be ready to act fast
Wow you must have camo disease go put soap on your face.
A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.
Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court
Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease
the sof disease is a contagious disease where you catch feelings for someone online.
random discord user: i just caught feelings for this guy online
random discord user 2: oh you've got the sof disease
A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.