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Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
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Lavonte Johnson Your it
You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.
guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls
Hard penis. Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night. Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu. This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself. Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson! This Character is a runined Johnson