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she what

a Captain Kangaroo that can't keep his Mr. Green Jeans on

Bob Keeshan lived around the corner from me in Babylon, New York, but I never knew she what????... Mr. Green Jeans was ALWAYS.....

by father guido March 17, 2018

Jane if she slayed

Adjective: Camp; ironic but it lowkey works; typically used to describe something that shouldn’t inherently work but it does

Aubrey is about to drop a new phrase and it’s kinda catchy. It’s so Jane if she slayed.

“Omg that old lady is strutting around in baby tees. That is so Jane if she slayed core.”

by Luna Rodent April 17, 2024

Why Does She Not Like Me?

Your a fucking loser stop whining about why she does not like you. go out talk to people or heres a craaazy idea talk to HER because me and you know you've been just staring at her in class. i know how you feel. but have faith in yourself (unless you have anime stickers of 02 on your Chromebook) your a good guy in heart just go up to her start a conversation, you only have one life. don't waste it! and hey if shes a bitch about you confessing that just means you dodged a bullet. I BELIEVE IN YOU! merry christmas. -mr krabs

YOU GOT THIS RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Does She Not Like Me? <--- put that because it made me to

by Mr Krabs Quotes December 11, 2021

She Judo

An annoying , ugly , nut job . They will ruin every friend/ relationship . They lie like a rug .

Julianna trapani, briana carr, emily balon , Mila Jones, Julyan , Jeremy Gulley , Christos Raptis , David , Bradley mcrobb are she judo

by Oldendaysayings July 31, 2015

I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

by Death Menace September 17, 2023

She-a-ria

'She-a-ria' ponounced 'she-ah-rreah' similarly to diahhorea, short for She's a Ria

A phrase used to describe the entitled weave-wearing bitch woman who you may encounter on urban streets. She's often seen sucking her teeth and neglecting her infant children.

The phrase is derived from the chavvy aunt who came back from holiday pregnant and proudly exhibits her clubbing days through slutty pics she posts on facebook

Woman: *hits Emily with shopping trolley*"you gonna just stand there in my way like dat!"

Emily: "sorry I didn't see you"
Woman: *sucks teeth, bats 3 inch eyelashes and struts past*
Emily to friend: "god, she-a-ria"

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 25, 2024