Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Windows Vista

Basically "VSCO girls" but given a new unofficial name says no one ever. There's still folks wearing scrunchies today and carrying those luxury Swedish backpacks for no reason.

You look like a beautiful "Windows Vista" VSCO person.
Shut up!

by novatiberium October 25, 2020

Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad

Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1

by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023

The Window of Dropportunity

n.

1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.



"Dude, we better bosh a few now, the window of dropportunity is closing fast"

by JonnyP September 16, 2006

Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 March 09, 2018

Window Licker

I person who licks a window on a handicapped bus (used as a insult).

Kent you’re a fucking window licker

by MyGuy72 December 12, 2017

Window licker

A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows

Wowzers that window licker is staring at you”

by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023

Window Licker

In the game Eve Online there is a build for the Astero that is made to go too fast for any weapon system to hit them.

I caught a Stratios with my window licker.

by Piper Pie July 18, 2019