Country Dictionary

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Window Licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of the short bus.

Here comes the short bus, wait is that Jamie Collins and Aidan Lambert being window lickers?

by Unoimright May 29, 2022

Window licker

Being a retard or "sped" in general.

Yo Joey dont be such a window licker

OR
You fucking window licker

by Window lickers 010 March 13, 2017

Window Licker

I.e.- Mentally challenged (Aka Retarded).

- Can be used as an insult
-Can be used as a joke for friends when they act stupid
- A derogatory term for a "special" child.

Dude- You are so stupid.
You- Shut up and go to hell you window licker!

by Mr. Manly Dan September 22, 2017

Window licker

Retard.

Get that fucking window licker away from me.

by Intelligent goose October 25, 2022

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

Window service

Drive thru strip club

Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside

by Ketchup boy July 24, 2021

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021