A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.
I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk
When two girls rub their genitalia together. . . also known as scissoring, guaving, fur trading,
"Those two dykes are gonna skunk fight tonight"
based on the ads for Diamond Shreddies, it means to argue over things that are basically the same.
"Dude, that's a circle," "Naw man, it's an oval!" " Oh, come on stop fighting over shreddies!" "Is that a husky-terrier, or a husky-poodle?" "Dude, it's a dog, don't fight over shreddies."