A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet
I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom
Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.
In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)
Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)
Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl
When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers
Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.
Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.
Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.
The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".