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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.

That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.

by BayStBroker July 21, 2024

sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.

Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.

by Head @$$ February 17, 2018

Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude

osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream

by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023

Willi Jones

A absolute tank of a nigga

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga

by Willi Jones October 31, 2019

Dylan jones

A hottie very muscular and great guy so cute and very good guy who loves dirtbikes

Dylan jones means the best looking guy and strongest in the world

by Jonesdude November 22, 2021

dylan jones

a clinker

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker

by lois jones December 21, 2021