A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
A amazing family that loves and cares for each other and usually has at least one crazy person of them but they love each other and try to stay together and put family before anything.
The dobyns family is so sweet.
Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"
Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..
The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.
Fuck a reality show family member.
sadias family exists unlike yours
sadias family loves her