A fork of Rural Dictionary
I may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the Tough Mudder are HAF!!!
Informal use of the modal verb have to.
"What do you haf to do today?"
I haf to clean the litter box and do my homework.
”HAF” can be described as being “high af”; High as Fuck, this can be used in many situations and contexts.
(The chill)
Dude your so HAF right now, I’m fucking loving it, share.
Or
(The angry)
Girl you HAF !! Shut the F up...
Or
(The excited)
Bitch you HAF, like same tho!
Abbreviation of 'high as fuck'. To get extremely high, smoking marijuana.
'Did you get anything off that?'
'Yeah I'm high as fuck!' (HAF)
H- High
A-As
F-Fuck
you place it after a sentence if when you typed it you were high as fuck.(haf)<-Like that
Holy Shit I love my grandma she bought me Reese peanut butter cups!(haf)
Hipster as Fuck- Referring to the douche bag sitting at the end of the bar with a curly mustache, top hat, and smoking a corn cob pipe.
Look at the tweed jacket, that shit be haf!