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ken is the most amazingest friend you could ever ask for. He's the most nicest and sweetest person there is. he can always cheer u up when you're down. he can be that person who you can just say stupid ass shit to and he'll just play along and you'll both be laughing your asses off. he's down right sexy, he's as hot as pizza. he's got all the girls chasing him cause of his everything. he's got swag. he's a slam dunker. and he's taken by Madison pettis bitches. she did him first so it sucks for you. he's my nigga. and he's somewhat smart :P to sum it all up everybody wishes they were as sexy and as everything as Ken.
ken is so sexy I wish I did ken before Madison
Ken can be anything and everything all at the same time.
I feel as tired as ken. This game is as fun as ken. I'm as pissed as ken.
noun A "perfect man" in the eyes of a woman. Taken from the 'Ken' male doll of the 'Barbie' series of dolls/toys. Like the toy, a Ken is expected to have perfect hair, lots of stylish clothes, and a multitude of accessories. Kens are also expected to have the same jobs as the Ken doll: see Baywatch Ken, Doctor Ken, Ken (Prince), Ken (Ski Champion), Prince Ken, Rock Stars Ken, Lawyer/Office/Business Ken.
"I met a wonderful woman, but my nice car, good job, good looks, manners, devotion, and unwavering love weren't good enough for her. She is still waiting to find her Ken."