Country Dictionary

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Roids

A shortened name used in place of anabolic steroids

The Big buff football player takes roids everyday before practice

by Roid Rage December 07, 2005

Roids

Another word for steroids

that dumbass stupid fuckin roid-head football player

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

roided

Someone who takes steroids (Cameron Thompson)

Oi mate you look well roided

by Roided February 14, 2018

roids

A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.

Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.

Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 03, 2007

roid

Includes various meanings:

1) Hemroids in your ass.
2) Steroids and people who stupidly use them
3) In racist cities, like Sarasota, FL -- refers to African-American people in a deragatory sense

1) My ass hurts so bad! I think my roids are blowin up again!
2) I want bigger muscles... I think I'll whip out my roids
3) Get outta here you ROID!

by Devon80136 January 12, 2006

roid

short term for Polaroid

hey how did the roid turn out?
check out this roid

by ray ray_ February 23, 2007

Roid

short for steriods or hemroids.

roids will fuck u up. either kind.

by smashpangler May 20, 2003