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jupiter

Biggest planet.

I can see Jupiter with this telescope!

by Kikaider June 28, 2003

jupiter

One of the most famous pieces written by Gustav Holst (the 4th movement of a seven-movement orchestral suite by Holst)

Jupiter is totally ballin'.

by *subject name here* January 30, 2008

Jupiter

A very attractive person, they are very important to me<3 and uh otherwise known as epic person

I love Jupiter!

They are the best.

by Sunnyishot September 05, 2021

Jupiter

A fairly shy guy that loves mortal kombat and freddie cougar and also takes glances at the girl he likes and he always has a warm smile that makes you want to smile too but he is so out of my league :(
He is just ... oddly dreamy

Girl1:omg he loves mortal kombat too
Girl2:ofc hes obviously a jupiter

by Vicelorrds June 20, 2017

jupiter

A highened sensory experience, transcendentally close to Blissdom.

Squizzy said to Hammy:"I wanna one-way ticket to Jupiter."

by Panty Pants April 15, 2005

Jupiter

The largest known planet in the Solar System, with gravity about 2 times larger than earth and has a famed huge storm area known as the big red spot.

Jupiter sure is one big planet!

by Sirius123 May 08, 2007

Jupiter

1. The biggest planet.
2. The Roman counterpart of Zeus, the god of gods.

"Yesterday, I saw Jupiter cheating on his Wife with a mortal woman,"

by [Insert an original pseudonym] December 02, 2018