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a card game, short for the full name, Egyption Rat Screw. I very easy game to play but confuses the hell out of people when theyre trying to learn. similar.

Wanna play a game of ERS?

1: Medical acronym for the Emergency Room, where time sensitive emergencies, as well as walk in cases, are handeled. ER doctors pride themselves on possesing a wide base of knowledge to assist in diagnosing and stabalizing patients in a wide variety of situations.

2: An ABC show that was far more popular in the mid 90's, although it still commands a fairly large audience. Since it's a TV show the situations are often somewhat far fetched.

3: A semi-word in the english language stereotypically uttered when the speaker can't think of anything better to say.

1: I went to the ER last night after the accident. Jamie's hypochondriac ass was in there for a cold and I had bones coming out of my arm. What a pussy.

2: On last nights episode of ER, Neila got hooked on heroin and the got off it again while stitching up a five year old gunshot victim. Then everybody banged.

3: "I love you so much Laura.
...
Er, I love you so much Sheila?"

a short version of the word here

(friend) where are you mate?

(you) im ere

(friend) oh rite be with you in a minute

What is said to alert a fellow smoker that the joint is headed in their direction. Always said without exhaling the hit you just puffed back.

"dude, 'ere..."

word to say when you have nothing to say at all, being pestered by some a-hole on aim just toss a couple of ere ere's his way and he will back off.

<Some Jackass> So when are we gonna hang out?
<You> ere ere
<Some Jackass> Make love to me......

If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.

Text Conversation

Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.

(adv.)
antiquated form of "before" or "sooner than"

LADY MACBETH: Fie, for shame!
MACBETH. Blood hath been shed ere now, i' the olden time, Ere human statute purged the gentle weal (...)