Country Dictionary

July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!

Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..

July 17th

If u were born this day you’re probably short...sorry just facts

Person: hey when were u born?
Person2: July 17th
Person:OHH! That’s why you’re short 😂

sunday the 17th of july

the beginning of proving alex wrong week

“it’s sunday the 17th of july”
“no it’s not”
“oh”-alex

July 17th

July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.

Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.

July 17th

July 17th is national handjob day

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day

17th july

17th of july is the international day of AKM by RYTMUS!!!

Why are you listening to AKM by RYTMUS all day long?

BECAUSE 17th July is the international day of this song!!!!