A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there
It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.
National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.
Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *
Steal your best friends hoodie day
On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.
Yall better appreciate me is ma moutherfuking birthday biatch. Hahaha. I have the spirit of lord farquaad. U violated the law
'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'
national spongebob day
watch spongebob and shit idk
roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go