A fork of Rural Dictionary
the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.
mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.
a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.
His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.
A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.
Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.
a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”