A fork of Rural Dictionary
National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them
You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!! Person: Nah Pennywise: *rips off arm* Person:*dies*
A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good
Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th* Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie Gf: but there’s nothing good Boy: that doesn’t matter Gf:ok
National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day. The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
bf/almost bf: kiss* gf/almost gf: what was that him: January 20 bae <3
If your born on this day then you got a huge dick and can pull any girl with just a look. You are also going to have many girlfriends and are an extreme athlete.
Yo it’s my birthday, January 20 Friend: woah cool you just have a huge dick and a hot girl
National get eaten out day. No matter if yo pussy dry or fishy, or fat and juicy, it will get ate.
Boy: Hey it’s January 20 Girl: You know what that means.. Boy: I’m gonna eat your pussy !
It’s national Mountain Dew day!!!! This is the day where you can drink all the Mountain Dew you want ;)
“Omg are you drinking mountain drew on January 20?!?”
Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded. Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century. James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail. Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart. Person 2: But...it's my birthday!