Country Dictionary

The People Born on this day are as fly as Oikawa Tooru

When is your birthday or what day it is? It’s July 20th, an Oikawa Day

July 20 is the day when your boyfriend has to send you a video of him

Gf: hey you know what day it is? Bf: what? Gf: july 20 Bf: oh yeah -sends video of himself doing macarena-

Have fun in bed if you haven’t had it in a while day!

I cant wait to see him on July 20 we haven’t had it in a while.

People born on July 20 are most likely to fuck their best friend.

I’m fucking my best friend on July 20 not her brother.

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now," Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!

Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?

If you were born on this day, you UGLY!! But it’s ok because we all ugly too.

July 20 is a month and a date people are born on everyday