A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.
Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.
national give your bf/gf a kiss day!
it's september 24, i have to kiss _____
people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.
being born in september 24 is very lucky!
G: I’m off to go and get rammed guys Us: Why? G: It’s September 24th
make out with any guy whose name starts with a T or S.
oh happy september 24 *starts making out with him*
National make fun of your short friends day
Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin
National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.
Omg it’s September 24 get your dildo ready!