A fork of Rural Dictionary
Canadian term, a twenty four pack of beer.
Hey, don't forget to pick up a 2x4 on the way to the party.
A 2x4 means slapping people with your penis while erect and ejaculating
Jamie: I'm gonna hit you with my 2x4. Jess: Yes, oh yes!
An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.
Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?
A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.
Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp? She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.
When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.
Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4